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Women Love
Shoes
Women Love
Shoes
Because No
Matter How Much
&
Whatever
They Eat,
The Shoe
Always Fits … :P :P :P
Unless you
have 10 hrs of free time
Unless you
have 10 hrs of free time, never ask a woman
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.
.
.
“What’s
wrong?”
Women only
call me ugly
Women only
call me ugly until they find out how much money I make…
Then they
call me ugly and poor.
atm pin
number of people
I love to
stand behind people at ATMs and when they enter their PIN number, I say “got
it” and run away.
bad place
for a fire
I think a
bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick candles.
If you have
a pear shaped body
If you have
a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes or act juicy.
sliding
glass door
The bird,
the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
I dont write
lol
Whenever I’m
on my computer, I don’t type ‘lol’. I type ‘lqtm’ – laugh quietly to myself.
It’s more honest.
word in the
dictionary
If a word in
the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
living in
the 21st century
Isn’t it
great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more
important than making it.
long
romantic walk
Stalking –
When two people go for a long romantic walk together and only one of them knows
it.
love at
first sight
I fell in
love at first sight. Sometimes I wish I’d taken a second look.
What is
Happiness
What is
Happiness?
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Switching
off the bathroom lights
just to
annoy the person inside. .
how to spell
a difficult word
I don’t even
know how to spell anymore. I type the 1st half of the word and wait for auto
correct to do the rest.!!
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