Shaadi ka jhagda
Shaadi ke
doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Shadi
mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Beti: Woh
toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?
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Blood test
Pathan BLOOD
Ke bare mein book parh raha tha
Wife: Aaj
yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?
Pathan:
Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar
raha hoon.
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Stupid answers
If you have
two agarbattis on a boat but no source of fire. How will you light an
agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”
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1) Throw an
agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti
2) Throw an
agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light
agarbatti
3) Take some
river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani
ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.
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Not in duty
Ek police
Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho
ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police
Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
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Doorbell bajao aur bhago
Ek chota
baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar
raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi:
Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha:
Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi
(ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab
bhago!
Aey Bhai!!!
Munna : Abay
Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho
reli hai.
Circuit :
Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna :
Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.
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Begum wife
Two married
friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
Rahul: Wife
ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Rohan: Kyuki
shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife
begum ho jaati hai…
A for Apple
Banta class
mein – madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam -ok ,
to sunao..
Banta –
abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey
aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple
Banta – ok
madam…. A for apple.
B for bada
apple.
C for chhota
apple.
D for dusra
apple.
E for ek aur
apple.
F for fokat
ka apple.
G for gol
apple.
H for hazar
apple
I for itney
saarey apple?
J for jaao
nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise
nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena
padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe
nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa
nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to
tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth
bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat
mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz
agar khaao tum apple
S for
sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko
nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar
kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very
tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste
na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas
mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na
chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for
zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..
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