At Both Ends - Funny Joke
"Son,
I'm worried about your being at the bottom of the class."
"Pop,
they teach the same stuff at both ends."
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Buffalo Bill - Funny Joke
The teacher
asked: "What was the name of the person in Greek mythology who was half
man and half animal?"
Billy raised
his hand.
"Yes?"
the teacher acknowledged.
"Buffalo
Bill," replied Billy.
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An Honest Answer - Funny Joke
A teacher
was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state.
One question
said, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession."
The teacher
wrote: "Summer Vacation and Winter Vacation."
At Both Ends
- Funny Joke
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The Team Photo - Funny Joke
Hanging in
the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past
40 years.
A player in
the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the
year -- "82-83," "83-84," "84-85," etc.
One day I
spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos.
Turning to
me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one
point?"
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The Bar Betting Joke
I found
myself in a pub in Patiala and a group of American tourists came in.
One of the
Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Punjabis think you're great
drinkers. I bet $5,000 that no-one here can drink 3 bottles of Jack Daniels in
10 minutes."
The bar was
silent, the American noticed Santa leaving, no-one took up the bet. 20 minutes
later Santa who left returned and said, "Hey Yank, is your bet still
on?"
"Sure,"
said the American, "3 JD in 10 minutes for a bet of $5,000."
"Great...,"
replied Santa, "so pour the whisky and start the clock."
It was very
close but the last drop was consumed with 2 seconds to spare.
"OK
Yank, pay up." said Santa.
"I'm
happy to pay, here's your money" said the American. "But tell me,
when I first offered the wager I saw you leave. Where did you go?"
"Well
sir," replied Santa, "$5,000 is a lot of money to a man like me, so I
went to the pub across the road to see if I could do it !
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